Cheerios

Two little brothers decide it`s time to learn to swear. The oldest says,”OK, you say ass and I`ll say hell.”

Excited about their plan, they go downstairs where their mother asks them what they want for breakfast.

“Aw, hell.” says the oldest,”gimme some Cheerios.”

His mother backhands him off the stool, sending him out of the room bawling and turns to the younger brother saying, “What`ll you have?”

“I dunno,” says the boy,”but you can bet your ass it ain`t gonna be Cheerios!”